there once was a crap fairy in crap-land,and it made two pounds of crap a day,and it was very smelly and stupid.

when the crap fairy was done making more crap,it made some more crap for dinner and went to its crap bed of retiredness.
then the next day,it made 50,00000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds of SUPER crap for its extra crap-credit. and , so the stupid crap cycle went on over,over,over,over,over,over,over,ove r,and over.
until,one day the fairy`s crapping diet messed up and its started making...SUPER SUPER CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but this crap was spam and it was very,very,very, crappy.

but,then link came in and the crap fairy did battle on him and link was pelted with stinky poo.

and then he ran home......

and so, that was the never-ending cycle of the crap faires.

THE END. (with a random pic.!)