1998-the misery begins.i was born in memphis,Tn,in saint francis hospital,and when i was born,my dad read a bible verse to me and my bro.,this is probably,my best moment in my life.

1999-2001-1999:my brother was born.
2001-i was in my bed and when my dad turned on the TV,he told my mom the twin towers,were exploding(911)it was horrible.:(.

2001-2005-2001:my first family picture was taken.
2005:i begin kindergarden,my brother begins kindergarten,in 2006.

2006-2008-2006:i not sure what happened in this time,but i got in trouble more often,i was about 6-8 years old.
2007:i start 1 grade then,2 grade.

2008:i begin 4 grade and,i become the class clown,i got in trouble a lot and some times not. mostly in between.

2009-2010-2009:mostly 2009 was a big year for me,i begin 5 grade,and im still in it,it was hell,but not always. but, most of my activities were in 2009,i began collecting nerf guns in 2007-2010.i have a lot of sweet guns now(like my best gun,2 actually,the vulcan ebf-25,and the recon cs-6).i was 9-10 in this year,8-9 in 2007-2008,2009-2010,10-11.

2010-so far so good,and half bad(52%)

thats my life story,i`ll update it later.

edit:2010-i fix my nerf guns to where they are better,i just didn`t use them right.

2010-we got new mattresses 4 days ago,they are comfy!

2010-my ban for my computer has expired,and its summer break!

2010-i buy the marauder long-sword(red) yesterday,its awesome!

2010-i am now an offical harry potter fan,the videos are so funny!

2010-i get an e-mail account.(that was awhile a go,so check it out.

2010-i finished 5 grade finally,i will be a middle-schooler in,august.,here`s the time you wake up:7:00 a.m.,the time you go home(this is my favortie part!):2:00 p.m.

2010-2011:the next school year in milling ton middle!

edit:2010- i build a work-in progress nerf armory.

2010- i get a new double shot, buzz bee blaster/shotgun. (the old one broke after a failed modification.)

2010-we vist our grandparnents in henderson.

2010- in two days we will visit hot springs in Arkansaws.( excuse, my spelling)

edit: 2010- we came back from hot springs and we also went to magic springs, it was fun.

2010- then we stay the rest of the day in the knights inn.

2010- we came back from the long trip back to home

2010- then we go to the (i cant spell it but, i can pronounce it) museum.

edit 2010-i am now level ten on negrounds!

small edit-my pet cat died,johnny.
im too sad to say anything,any comment will be accepted.

edit:i get two new puppies!

and a whole lot of other stuff. last time i will edit,then new posts.

the mods:sure there helpful,but sevenseize is my least favorite mod.,she locked my posts.
sevenseize if your reading this,why bother commenting when your going to lock it?now thats just superbly retarded.

now for public waiting(thank you for waiting)boring poem 3 !!!!!!!!!

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when crap-land was repairing from the multiple alternate endings,(see news post #69)
wait uhh,no-one commented on that one,oh well guess i will have to make it up my self.
so,crap-land was repairing from super retarded robots(XD!) the crap fairies were not doing much to help(the other were the retarded robots,link the stupid one,and super smart me.p.s.if you had straight A`s in school,my apologies for this.) the crap fairies were just keeping the remaining poop,left from fighting link. so,they just sat,and sat,and sat,and sat. and so the crap fairies were trying to remember the crap cycle when the retarded robots went crazy,and did mass(retarded)destruction. link,tried to attack with really smelly poo,in the crap vault.

but,as usual i am too bored to finish this so you finish it.(no spam)

finish the poem(more like a story,but,i`ll call this series a poem.)

the crap fairies countered link with a bombardment of ______________________________________
___________________________________(XD !!)

(i pitty the fool that doesn`t help me finish this.)

i added three new ones:timmy,poozy,and again doberman7.

the rest are,BULL-teg(or whatever on how you spell it),M-bot,thespammer,misterlevon,rashe rclock,
if****ksuck,perfectedidoit2,

and thats about it.in other news,my BBS post was deleted! it had a structure though(YES,I KNOW I WAS TOO YOUNG.)but,these retarded spammers almost crashed my cp,nice try though,i was able to fix it though again.

and,in other other news,i am level eight now,hooray!

i am not going to leave this wonderful,site.
i don`t care if you assholes don`t like my art,im still making it,like it,or not.
im not a retard like you guys with a bad attitude,and don`t care about anything,go to school and learn something,yeah im 11,so what?i have a brain that actually WORKS!

and,also, im looking for suggestions to make my ART better,not some crappy criticism.

so my art is terrible,whatever,if you want to crush someone`s dreams,... go somewhere esle and hate your life,ok?

also p.s.: i have nothing to do with kids in africa,yes i know there starving and dying,its a sad site to see,but that doesn`t make my art responsible for it.and,i know,but if you wanna help them,do something about it and LEAVE ME ALONE!

-storm996

until i get a art degree and get good at it,im staying off this retarded site,until im 18!!!!!!!!

see ya,punks!

also,have a nice day,BITCHES!!!

edit:the only reason im somehow on new-grounds still,is because im voting,ok?

got a question,how do i get good and helpful comments on the BBS?

i try to be popular and i its usually about art(i know we have a art forum.)
any way the boring poem will be held off for awhile,for more ideas,post them in.

thanks,storm996

edit: screw the BBS,i cant do anything right!

and by the way,i can get off of newgrounds and go outside.

just comment,about anything,i promise i wont delete it,until the comments reach 20,i wont change the new post.

the crap fairy`s have been in crapland for three episodes now,and i need ideas.

but,here it is so far,

the crap fairies were busy making super crap,when batman burst from the shade and blew them up with a bat grenade,but them the unexpected happened.... they fired there super stored crap and batman got SUPER OWN3d,but,this is all i have.complete this and,join the crap poem crew!

here`s the rest, the crap fairies and link were at battle again but,in search of the best crap-TV show,there were 10,00000000000000000000000000000,but the crap fairy`s were the best stupid speed readers ever,but,link was___________________________________
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now,you finish it,(goal:20 comments.)

it snowed on a holiday,were (im out of) school ether way.
but,its presidents day,and we honor the presidents who are doing nothing to help this fucking country.
*sigh* this world is harsh sometimes.

and,BTW if im wrong,post a comment where i can edit this news post.

and now for the next boring poem!!YAY!!!

the nerf long shot is a big ass gun where you can shoot 35 feet.
but,don`t believe anything nerf tells,you i don`t have this gun but,with the scope,and the totally useless barrel attachment gun,it messes the gun up so much,you`ll be fucking screwed.

but,thats not the poem too.
this is it!

crap-land,part 2.

the crap fairy`s were trying to pick up there pieces of stupid poo.
and,also there were trying to recover from the attack of retarded link,too.
the fairy`s somehow recover in two min. because,link hardly made a good slice of the shiting wall of smelly poo.thats why link went home in the first place,but the fairy`s weren`t worried though,they were retarded,they had a IQ of -200,and,they somehow with the narrator`s help,(me)
they got through the stupid day. but,retarded link came back,and made very,very,very, big crappy,but still hard:SLASHHH! but,the crap wall was too thick of smelly poop.
and,link(in embarrassment) went home crying,POOP tears.

but,im too bored making part 3,until next ng fans!

there once was a crap fairy in crap-land,and it made two pounds of crap a day,and it was very smelly and stupid.

when the crap fairy was done making more crap,it made some more crap for dinner and went to its crap bed of retiredness.
then the next day,it made 50,00000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds of SUPER crap for its extra crap-credit. and , so the stupid crap cycle went on over,over,over,over,over,over,over,ove r,and over.
until,one day the fairy`s crapping diet messed up and its started making...SUPER SUPER CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but this crap was spam and it was very,very,very, crappy.

but,then link came in and the crap fairy did battle on him and link was pelted with stinky poo.

and then he ran home......

and so, that was the never-ending cycle of the crap faires.

THE END. (with a random pic.!)